A book for every Barbie in Barbie.

Literature
Emily Temple

August 2, 2023, 12:49pm

Hi Barbie! Are you looking for a good book to read? Maybe to take to the Beach? And/or to bring with you when you go to the movies this weekend? I promise, it’s going to be right up your alley. And also pink, for outfit coordination purposes, of course. You’re welcome. Bye Barbie!

Stereotypical Barbie: Emily Henry, Happy Place

Barbie is everything. And she can stave off thoughts of death with Henry’s latest feel-good rom com. For a while, anyway!

President Barbie: Casey McQuiston, Red, White, & Royal Blue

This Barbie is President. And she totally thinks love can save the world. Or at least her evening in.

Weird Barbie: Jen Beagin, Vacuum in the Dark

This Barbie is always in the splits. And it’s left her with a satisfyingly insane sense of humor.

Writer Barbie: Elif Batuman, The Idiot 

This Barbie is a celebrated author. But she was once a mere overthinker obsessed with semiotics, just like you.

Dr. Barbie: Ling Ma, Severance

This Barbie is a doctor. And she knows you can’t die from nostalgia. But she gets it.

Journalist Barbie: Chloé Cooper Jones, Easy Beauty: A Memoir

This Barbie has a Pulitzer. And she knows good nonfiction when she reads it.

Diplomat Barbie: Toni Morrison, The Source of Self-Regard: Selected Essays, Speeches, and Meditations

This Barbie is a diplomat. And she is always looking to the greats to figure out how to live in the world (particularly with other people).

Judge Barbie: The New York Public Library, ed., The Stonewall Reader

This Barbie is a Supreme Court Justice. And she’s good at it.

Physicist Barbie: Tom Perrotta, The Leftovers

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize in Physics. And she has some theories.

Lawyer Barbie: Alissa Nutting, Tampa

This Barbie is a lawyer. And she understands the ramifications but can’t help getting sucked in anyway.

Mermaid Barbie: Julia Langbein, American Mermaid

This Barbie is a mermaid. And everyone knows that mermaids love mermaids.

BONUS: Ken: Jacqueline Susann, Valley of the Dolls

He’s just Ken. And boy, does he love Barbie.

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