December 19, 2022, 12:15pm
For those of you anticipating—or dreading—Noah Baumbach’s new adaptation of White Noise, which officially releases on Netflix on December 30th, fun news! You can get a jumpstart and read the screenplay in its entirety, courtesy of Deadline.
Tragically, the screenplay does not begin with a voiceover of Adam Driver describing moving-in day at the College-on-the-Hill, but we do get a peek of it later, after starting with Murray Suskind/Don Cheadle’s lecture about car crashes. Foreboding, no?
Here’s the screenplay. First DeLillo fan to do a close reading wins!